I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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