wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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