508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Randomize
