Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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