Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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