Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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