And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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