I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
