You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Blood and glitter go together right?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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