she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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