It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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