doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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