We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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