JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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