real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My vagina is very pro this idea
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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