That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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