And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Don't make out with my wife yet
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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