Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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