Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Randomize