i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
