My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Please don't give away my fajitas
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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