I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
