all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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