Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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