I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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