: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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