yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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