I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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