My room smells like vodka and shame
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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