Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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