I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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