u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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