I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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