It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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