census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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