i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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