Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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