He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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