Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He has the fingertips of a God
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