I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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