He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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