You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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