Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
So vagazzling was a success
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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