The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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