are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I cannot find my penis.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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