You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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