some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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