So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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