You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just found a bag of teeth...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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