# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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