If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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