I smell stomach acid.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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