Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
