The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
